Okay, we want to be bitten by Edward Cullen, not the kid who sits next to us in math class!
In the news today is the story of a 13-year old kid who allegedly went around biting people at a middle school in Des Moines, Iowa.
The unnamed assailant (no, that’s NOT him in the pic next to R-Patz) reportedly sunk his teeth into 11 fellow students over the course of a month — including munching the hand of a girl at a track meet on March 13 — before he was referred to juvenile corrections.
And why did he do it? His dad said that the boy didn’t mean any harm – he was just inspired by Twilight!
C’mon now! When vampires bite people, they too become vampires. When a human bites people, they just get teeth marks and an infection!
But this isn’t the only crazy thing people have done because of the Twilight saga. Here are some other stupid vampire-inspired actions that are just plain insane:
- Spending entire day in freezer to have skin as cold as Edward.
- Avoiding meals cuz vampires ain’t got no appetite.
- Driving really super fast. It won’t win you Bella – it’ll just get you a ticket!
- Getting that pale “Cullen” look by staying away from the sun. For a year.
credit; 4tnz.
Guys… if you want girl to find you as hot sexy and appealing as Edward Cullen and the other vampires… why dont you try treating girls with respect, actually care about what they have to say, and since you have 2 ears, and only one mouth, listen twice as much as you are talking!!! Plus, act like a gentleman… thats what wins the ladies… as well as enjoying a chick flick while cuddling on the couch… Im telling you, if you take my advice, you will learn that women will want you…
lol this is soooooo funny! people are stoopid nowadays lmao seriously now? freezer? such idiots! wat the heck are they thinkin? i mean i kno twilight is a good book and an aweosme movie but that doesnt mean they have to go around bitin ppl and doin stoopid shit. lmao wierdo! lol